The "commercial" for Ascension Terminal Wellness:

 "Terminal Wellness"

Genre: 

Dark Romantic Comedy

Tone:

A uniquely balanced blend of absurdist satire and existential humor wrapped up in a dark romance.

Synopsis: 

Greg Leibowitz is a recently dumped unsuccessful and underachieving failed app developer who works retail at a chain sex shop where his ex-fiancé dates his boss openly. He’s broke and severely depressed on countless medications, so Greg makes the decision to exit his dark absurd reality where Artificially “Intelligent” pop culture themed computer avatars have taken the place of politicians, the country is run by AI "President Brandon" whose administration butts against big pharma assisted suicide clinic corporation, “Ascension Terminal Wellness”. After a failed suicide attempt at home, Greg books an appointment at the local Ascension Terminal Wellness Clinic where he meets offbeat and outspoken Shelley who shares the same suicidal outlook towards society and is seeking the same services to exit it, but when sparks fly between the two, they're now left with a bigger decision to make.